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Blonde Jokes | Submited Jan 24, 2008

Written by: Zac92Him

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox...

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My friend told me this joke today and I thought it was funny! So why not post it? No offense to the blonds out there ;)

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

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5 Comments
  sora12 ~ 08/15/08, 8:13pm
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haha funny
  chaotixkitty ~ 05/23/08, 12:45am
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What's the difference between a blond and a lawyer??

A: A blond can screw you twice without getting fired
  User Picture.. ~ 04/04/08, 2:06am
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ROLMFAO!
  B-BoyRob ~ 03/21/08, 4:36am
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Two blondes walk into a building...

one of em gets a concussion..
  ERROR ~ 02/04/08, 7:23am
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[lol]Funneh!

Here is an array of blond jokes my friend sent me:

knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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