Three Guys At The Doctor's Office

Dirty Jokes | Submited May 24, 2008

Written by: MarieMAYHEM™

There were three guys at a doctors office. One of them says "Tell me what you have, and I'll tell you what I have".

So, the first guy says "My balls are blue", the second guy says "My balls are green", and the last guy says "my balls are red".

The guy with the green balls sees the doctor first, and he leaves all sad and stuff; he says "I have cancer in my balls".

The guy with the blue balls sees the doctor, and he leaves upset, and says "My balls are infected, and they are going to fall off".

The guy with the red balls sees the doctor, and leaves all happy and excited. The 2 other guys ask "What's wrong with you?" The guy with the red balls replies "The doctor said that my balls are red because there's lipstick on them!"