How to Annoy Your Parents

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Written by: Loka-Head

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Announce you've decided to go vegetarian then when they throw all the meat out demand a cheeseburger.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "the sun! It's dying!!"

7. Tell them you're horny.

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.

9. Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

11. Pretend to worship the Devil.

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

14. Run in circles.

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

16. Pretend to beat yourself up.

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

18. Slither everywhere.

19. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.

21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

22. If your a girl put up posters of naked women on your bedroom wall.

23. If you're a guy tell them you've started your period and are feeling fragile.

24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

26. Try and climb the wall.

27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.

29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"

30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

31. Repeat anything they tell you.

32. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"

33. Offer to cut their hair whilst holding a chainsaw.

34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

35. Eat anything obviously not edible.

36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

39. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

40. Try and make the fish dance.

41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"

42. Tell them your ready for "the talk" & when they're finished look confused and say "hey... why not show me?" .

43. Tell them the doctor called with their results - they have an STI.

44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

45. Plug a guitar into an amp, turn it to full blast, play it badly.

46. Hang upside down in your closet.

47. Pretend to be a phone.

48. Masterbate when visiting elderly relatives.

49. Tap on their door all night.