OC Yo Mama's

Yo mama Jokes | Submited Nov 18, 2007

Written by: Zac92Him

YO MAMA!!!

(#1) Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

(#2) Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

(#3) Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

(#4) Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

(#5) Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

(#6) Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

New

(#7) Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

(#8) Yo momma so fat, when she put on a red dress and went outside everyone yelled "Kool Aid!"

(#9) Yo momma so fat when she went in the ocean to swim all the whales started singing "We are Family!"

(#10) Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

(#11) Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

(#12) Yo Momma so nasty, she gave sour dough bread yeast infection.

(#13) Yo momma so fat, she stepped on the dogs tail and his head popped off.

(#14) Yo momma so fat, her tub has stretch marks.

(#15) Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the T.V and you missed 5 minutes!

(#15) Yo momma so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

notes

Yea i admit some of those are lame but i thought i would share ;)
And thanks to (http://www.skem9.com/~41808) for the "new" ones =]
And some more from Shay[love]