What hair color do bald men have on their drivers' license?
Why are they called apartments if they're next to each other?
Why is a driveway something you park in and a parkway something you drive on?
Why is it called a flashlight when the light stays on?
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
After Y2K will there by Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak?
Why is a package sent by car a shipment and a package sent by ship cargo?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If fire-fighters fight fire and crime-fighters fight crime, what do freedom-fighters fight?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress against progress?
If drumstricks are used to play drums, what are breadsticks used to play? What about drum-rolls?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Day light savings time-why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If blind people where dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it chili if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lot?
It's hard to understand how a cemetary raised it's burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
It's true that you can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, on my desk I have a work station....
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what i baby oil made from?
If someone has multiple personalities and threatens to kill herself/himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?