x RandomNESS x

[I would so make out with a dooorknob right now]

theres a booger up your nose? Yes!and it hurts!

I saw a mutilated fish and thought "Racoons need to eat too!"

there is a thing in this world that can fix your problems.......its called gettin off your ass and do something about it!

[I snap my fingers and 50 ninjas appear out of nowhere]

you thought I was a mean kid but you found out Im a boy who likes to hold hands, kiss, and bust out into random song