My baby Emma,
My boyfirend Pat,
Cats,
Martinis,
Vodka,
Dogs,
Tea,
Victoria's Secret,
Sunflowers,
Roses,
Gardening,
My Friends,
Mayo,
Cottage Cheese,
Moosetracks ice cream,
Lavender,
High heeled shoes,
Beer,
Leather,
Bubble baths,
Dr Pepper,

Coffee,
Doing Laundry,
Miracle Whip,
Posers,
People who blame the net for their kids being whores,
sagging,
People who block the aisle at the store so they can chat,
Telemarketers,
Brown shoes with a black outfit,
Black shoes with a brown outfit,
Liars,
Two-faces people,
waiting in line at the drive-thru,
Close talkers,
People who think they need to scream into the phone,
Hangovers