Well, hello there.
Name's Riz - good to see you. So, I'm going to go ahead and guess you're curious of a few things, hm? Well, let's get to it then!

I live in Boston. The only Boston known for its overpopulation of Irish drunks, screaming Sox fans, and rude 'tudes. We can also make baseball teams from NY choke on a 3:0 game. *coughs!*

Anyway - I'm among the Irish drunks, and I know this because my hair looks more and more like a tomato every day. That, or a very bright pumpkin. Don't call me "Pumpkin Patch". I'll have to do harm to you.

I'm in college. Yes, folks. Higher education. It cries out for attention, and often wonders why people don't take advantage of its wondrous benefits. Perhaps future presidents will prove their "high" intellect by knowing how to read, and pronounce "State of the union". >>;

"Did she really say that?"
Yeah. Yeah, I did. If there are any more questions, comment with them - otherwise, if leaving bitter messages is more your style, be my guest. I love reading them.

There lies the egress. >>;