Hey! I'm Dan...I just really got into making my own layouts and stuff. It's rally fun I think. I'm really big on div overlays, so If you have any requests, I'll try em. You just have to give me the pictures because I don't want to get copyrighted and stuff...
I am currently trying to get copyright permission from explodingdog.com...you can see it on my current background on myspace!

Yay! Obviously copyrights are no longer an issue...so YAY!

Ok...reasons I might not respond to you instantaneously:
-AIM-I am on there always and everybody won't STFU.
-Myspace-Either I am blogging, in the forums, posting random comments to my friend Chelsea because she likes it like that, or I'm creating a new layout.
-Phone-I do get phone calls occasionally, which is nice!
-Sleep-I need it. You need it. Your neighbor's dog needs it so it can wake you up at three AM because it's scared of its own pile of crap. Whatever...And Since I live in an apartment (downstairs) sleep is hard to come by...
-School-My only hangout time with my friends. I'm there from about 11:00AM to 5:00PM...

Reasons I might not add you:
-I don't know you.
-We have never communicated...
-You don't give me reason to add you.
-You're "New and looking for cool friends." I don't like "Add-Me Whores." No offense.


Whatever the case may be, open lines of communication! I love to talk!




The long conversation of me and Chelsea during Super Bowl 41...
x0GiirlNextDoor: bleh i went to bed at like 2
x0GiirlNextDoor: and then i got woken up at 9 this morning
GreaterHeights89: hahahaha
GreaterHeights89: you shouldda went looking for your tiara
x0GiirlNextDoor: cause everybody was screaming like omg yay because they found my sister's wallet that's been lost, and it has like $80 in it
GreaterHeights89: ><
GreaterHeights89: you shouldda been like "I want my tiara since you woke me up!!! Bitchez!!!"


GreaterHeights89: wooo!!!
GreaterHeights89: spaghetti!!!
x0GiirlNextDoor: sure
GreaterHeights89: heheh
GreaterHeights89: I'm going to eat some in a few
x0GiirlNextDoor: ok
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: I'll be here!
GreaterHeights89: don't worry
GreaterHeights89: muah
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol ok MWAH
GreaterHeights89 signed off at 2:31:24 PM.
GreaterHeights89 signed on at 2:37:48 PM.
x0GiirlNextDoor: BOOM!
GreaterHeights89: BAH BOOM!
GreaterHeights89: I got disconnected
x0GiirlNextDoor: k
GreaterHeights89: my interned is being stupid
GreaterHeights89: lol
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol maybe if you weren't stealing it from your neighbor?
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: true
GreaterHeights89: but hey
GreaterHeights89: I think it's fair
GreaterHeights89: my rights are being stolen from me every day
GreaterHeights89: so?
GreaterHeights89: I steal back
GreaterHeights89: I WANT MY FRIGGEN SPAGHETTI!!! BUT I'm not hungry...
x0GiirlNextDoor: lmao
GreaterHeights89: ...
GreaterHeights89: i'm so sad
GreaterHeights89: it's sitting there on the stove


x0GiirlNextDoor: stick that in your juicbox &&[suck it]
GreaterHeights89: so bored
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: ok
GreaterHeights89: I will
x0GiirlNextDoor: yess baby
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol
GreaterHeights89: can I have a big straw?
x0GiirlNextDoor: oh yes
GreaterHeights89: what color is it?
x0GiirlNextDoor: pink
GreaterHeights89: ...
GreaterHeights89: vibrant?
x0GiirlNextDoor: very.


x0GiirlNextDoor: lmao i love that comercial
GreaterHeights89: which one?
x0GiirlNextDoor: the one where they're making out
x0GiirlNextDoor: and he gets a tissue
x0GiirlNextDoor: and goes you stuff your
x0GiirlNextDoor: hair?
x0GiirlNextDoor: and then she starts taking the tissue's out
x0GiirlNextDoor: and everything goes all flat
GreaterHeights89: ><
GreaterHeights89: the guy is cute


GreaterHeights89: i want my big, pink vibrant straw pulease?
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol -gives big pink vibrant straw- now stick that in your juice box && suck is
GreaterHeights89: -starts sucking-
GreaterHeights89: nothing's coming out
x0GiirlNextDoor: you drank it all w/out the straw
x0GiirlNextDoor: idiot
GreaterHeights89: oh...
GreaterHeights89: damn
GreaterHeights89: can I have another juice box?
x0GiirlNextDoor: no
x0GiirlNextDoor: you were a bad wife
x0GiirlNextDoor: you didn't wait for your straw
GreaterHeights89: ...
GreaterHeights89: ok
GreaterHeights89: i'm sorry
GreaterHeights89: ily
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol ily too -gives you surprise juice box- now use the straw dear
GreaterHeights89: ok
GreaterHeights89: -sticks straw in-
GreaterHeights89: -starts sucking-
GreaterHeights89: GRAPE!
GreaterHeights89: EWWWW
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol! my bad! -takes juice back and gives you straw back-
x0GiirlNextDoor: what kind of juice do you want?
GreaterHeights89: apple pulease?
x0GiirlNextDoor: -gives you apple juice- god, you're like a 5 year old


GreaterHeights89: I would rather talk about my pink vibrant straw...
GreaterHeights89: I'm thinking about modifying it
GreaterHeights89: I'll make it bendy
GreaterHeights89: and give it some curvature
GreaterHeights89: it'll look nice
x0GiirlNextDoor: lol


x0GiirlNextDoor: my finding nemo chap stick makes me happy :]
GreaterHeights89: lol
x0GiirlNextDoor: it does
x0GiirlNextDoor: it's effing hott
GreaterHeights89: lolol
x0GiirlNextDoor: dude i'm not even kidding you
x0GiirlNextDoor: like it's got his face all BAM CHAPSTICK BITCH
x0GiirlNextDoor: and it smells really good
x0GiirlNextDoor: so it's like a double pleasure
x0GiirlNextDoor: duh
GreaterHeights89: >_<
GreaterHeights89: whutev
x0GiirlNextDoor: man don't hate on my finding nemo chapstick
x0GiirlNextDoor: you're just jealous cause you don't have one
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: yes chelsea
GreaterHeights89: I am
x0GiirlNextDoor: jealousy is a sin dear
GreaterHeights89: *sarcasm*
x0GiirlNextDoor: good thing i'm an athiest
GreaterHeights89: lolo
x0GiirlNextDoor: DON'T BE SARCASTIC TO ME
x0GiirlNextDoor: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO RAPE YOU


x0GiirlNextDoor: ok either my tv is getting a horrible cable connection
x0GiirlNextDoor: or it's raining at the super bowl
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: iono
x0GiirlNextDoor: i think it's raining
GreaterHeights89: not watching
x0GiirlNextDoor: cause i keep seeing random drops going in front of the camera
GreaterHeights89: so...
GreaterHeights89: i think i just drew my best anime face ever
GreaterHeights89: lol
x0GiirlNextDoor: gangsta
GreaterHeights89: i'm a dork
GreaterHeights89: lol
x0GiirlNextDoor: but you are MY dork
GreaterHeights89: but it's really good
GreaterHeights89: yes I am
GreaterHeights89: untill I get married to the perfect man
GreaterHeights89: or i die
GreaterHeights89: I'm pretty sure the latter of the two will happen first
GreaterHeights89: lol
x0GiirlNextDoor: psh
x0GiirlNextDoor: 52 and you're MINE
x0GiirlNextDoor: see see see, this time last year
x0GiirlNextDoor: i wouldn't have known that the colts are in offence and the bears are in defence
x0GiirlNextDoor: i would have been all "what does that little dot mean?"
x0GiirlNextDoor: but now i knoww


x0GiirlNextDoor: football players have nice asses
GreaterHeights89: guh
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: the varsity team raped the jv team
GreaterHeights89: HAHAHAHA
x0GiirlNextDoor: that's hott
x0GiirlNextDoor: lmao
GreaterHeights89: that's why peoples were wearing "Free Apollo" shirts to school
GreaterHeights89: he couldn't make bail


x0GiirlNextDoor: NEMO CHAPSTICKKKKKKKKKKK
GreaterHeights89: lol
GreaterHeights89: weirdo
x0GiirlNextDoor: you ♥ this weirdo, stupid whale's penis
x0GiirlNextDoor: mann
x0GiirlNextDoor: for christmas this year
x0GiirlNextDoor: i'm going to send you some nemo chapstick int he mail
GreaterHeights89: don't even
GreaterHeights89: oh
GreaterHeights89: ok
GreaterHeights89: I thought you were gunna say
GreaterHeights89: you were gunna send me a whale penis
GreaterHeights89: I googles a pic of a whale penis...you wanna see it?
GreaterHeights89: googled*
x0GiirlNextDoor: no!

In my defense, the technical term for a whale penis is a dork...and I did end up showing her. She was totally grossed out...