friend request meh on myspace por favor. my names Jerralyn Surber.

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

ha ha thanks ur beautiful too
not much aii urself??
xx

Okay. Just checking.=P How are you lately?

thanks! i know i havnt been on in a while i movved!! thats good

woah; woohoo
party hardy. :]]

do you really mean that about me??? i miss you to!

haven't talked to you in what seems like <i>ages</i>. How are you?

yea i wish sum1 would lol but right now iam in mississippi thats where the boarding school is and it sux were not even allowed to step off campus i feel locked up.....

oh that sux is it hard iam in bording school right now it isnt all that great like college we have dorms but iam sure college's dont have to go to church every night lol??? well later i know my comment was random..

hey how have you been???

Yo. Whats Up??? =)

yea i dont want to go back to school it dont even seem like ive had a summer at all.......

nuttin much wat about you??