Story Time! <3

The purple turtle story! <3

Once upon a time there was a turtle named Bhudda Badgerturtle. He was very different from the other turtles, for he was purple, and for this he was picked on all his life. This made him very mad, and as he grew up he dreamed of getting back at everyone who ever made fun of him. Another thing I negelected to mention, bhudda was born into the royal family. So as he grew up he planned ways to get everyone back. Well, the day he became king, all his dreams came true. First he took over the whole turtle planet with the help of a very lovely badger named sue. That's when the planet became the badgerturtle planet. They were married and were soon taking over the world! Soon war started wit other nations of kruton (the turtle planet) and war wreacked havoc. Luckily they had santa and the easter bunny on there side, and therefor won the war. In the process all the children in schools were eaten. Grade 1's by grade 2's, grade 2's by turtles, so on and so fourth. Then one day bhudda (also known as jeremy, dont call him it unless u wanna be blown up tho) realized that he couldnt take over the world without...ALL THE SOCKS! so he went about colecting every single sock in the world and replacing it with fakes. So just so u know at this very moment turtles r taking over the universe and we cant stop them! also careful wit ur socks u dont wanan know what there made of..THE TURTLES STOLE UR SOCKS! mhm...and if yew see a lil penguin...well thats another story...JUST DONT TRUST HIM! mmk?

Now for the penguin story...

The penguin story!

Once upon a time there was a penguin. now this is no ordinary penguin. this penguin spent a lot of time lookin for someone to talk to..becuz it lives all alone in the artic. so one day a little girl was there, now what was she doing there? they do not know..theres a good chance she was lookin for sox..becuz the turtles stole them all, and she was desperate to find her pink and green ones. well anyways she was walking and lookin for sox, under the ice (dumb move) and well she cut a hole in the ice and fell thru :( so the poor girl was freezin and drowing and this penguin saw her. now the penguin was only hoping she could help him find his sox..and maybe have skittles...so he saved her. he pulled her out and soon they were searching for sox, well after a few days of walking thru -173758285 temperatures they finally found a sock..then another..and another..leading to an igloo..when they got in the igloo they saw the purple turtles!!!! well they were doing something to these sox! and they were trying to take over the world! well soon the turtle king spotted them and got up and chased them all the way back to the hole -.- and they both fell in. so the king froze up the ice and they couldnt get out ..they kept trying and trying and trying! but they couldnt get out :( so they ate skittles :D and takled about puppies and rainbows and stuff ^^..so the girl thot that the penguin was all yay and cool and her friend..well soon they swan down to this seashell thing..but it was HUGE and like a house..so they lived in it and got to know each other more..but the girl wanted 2 go home but the penguin said she couldnt leave :(..there was no way...so one day she just ran away well he was gathering skittles..and she swam up and broke the ice and ran and ran but soon the penguin caught up with her and well to make a long story short she got ass raped >.< then went home and told everyone about it ...now u know why they say no trustin cute little penguin ;).

The Purple Turtles Sister

The mushroom story!

Once upon a time there was a girl, she had long blue (yea I said blue) hair. She was out walking and came upon a mushroom. It wasn't an ordinary mushroom, no it was a magical one. only she didn't know>< she picked it and went to her house too cook it for dinner. Cause you see, she's a lonely peasant girl who had no money so she can;t very well get food. ANYWAYS she was cooking it til it was done and then she set the table for herself and ate it. (yes she ate it, it couldda been poison and she still wouldda ate it) She suddenly had a wish, a wish she could fly, so she thought this to herself, and sudenly she grew wings. (told ya the mushroom was magical) She flapped them and went outside and flew around a bit. she came back and suddenly wanted...a purple turtle. (yes a purple turtle) lmao anyways The purple turtle king appeared in front of her. She picked him up and hugged him and called him her brother.