If ya care to know...

I fairly often find myself diving into trouble like it's home plate in the ninth inning of the world series. i'm blunt, open, eccentric, and optimistically cynical. i can't stand girls who brag about being a bitch..as if portraying yourself as an egotistical moron with a bad attitude is some kind of badge of honor. trust me, it isn't. Humility and benevolence are much, much sexier.

i am the slap-boxing queen of pleasant hills. i tend to be absentminded, accident-prone, and somewhat clumsy, but you know, in the cool mad-scientist kind of way. i love and i hate, sometimes with equal fury toward the same target, and i can be quite difficult to get close to at times..and i may not be 'pretty enough' for some, but to me, pretty doesn't really matter.

i'm intelligent, spunky, and i don't have to take my clothes off to make people like me. my ardent sexuality is just an added bonus on top of more valuable personality traits and characteristics - you know, like being to able express myself polysyllabically (unlike some people).

People say that talking to me is like talking to someone on cocaine.
Are you looking at my tits? [oh my god hes looking at my tits] Yeah you wear that shirt cause you want people to look at your shoes, thats it.

Kak Aena der netxye

Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden
wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden
den Blick gen Himmel fragst Du dann
warum man sie nicht sehen kann

(Live in virtue, no desire
In the grave an angel's choir
You look to heaven and wonder why
No one can see them in the sky)